I have made it pretty clear that I am not a baby person to all that sit close to me at work and will any day of the week watch their dogs as opposed to their children. They don’t talk back and you can lock them up when needed without any repercussions.
Recently one of the girls that I work with and a favorite of mine has become with child so the baby shower and ensuing morning sickness that goes along with being pregnant have crept into my life. I told her as I have many others that I would be more than happy to dog sit her beagles if they wanted to go out however the child will have to go to someone else to watch. Now the group has decided to harass me with photos of what I would do if I ever did baby sit. Some times the internet is evil and funny at the same time.
Here’s the latest picture that they sent me that shows the child duct taped to the wall with his stuffed toy attached along side. I have to say it looked pretty good to me. The baby looked happy and all that I would have to do is put peanut butter on his toes and the baby and the dogs would be good to go
Baby and Duct Tape
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