My sisters are always bugging my son about who he is dating and if any special girls are in his life. Well he’s gay and for some reason and I am not sure why he has not come out of the closet to the rest of the family?
Anyway, he always comes up with some excuse or the other and this time he had a few glasses of wine so he leaned over to my sister and said “prostitutes.” I am sure he face fell and was stunned that he would do this. She thought about this for a few minutes and then she came back with “Well as long as you are safe, I would not want you to have any problems.” I asked him the next day if he told her they were male. …And This Is What Happens When You Drink!
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