Working on Saddie’s taxes and notice that she’s written down two numbers for her hearing aids, $7,500 and $2,500, so I give a call. Knowing that she’s hard of hearing, I speak loud, clear and slow and ask, “Saddie, you’ve written down two numbers for your hearing aids, which one should I use?” her reply, “The one that I wrote down.”
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