Toilet Talk

Why do some people think it’s O.K. to answer and talk on the phone in public restroom stalls?  How come when they answer they don’t tell their dear friend exactly what they’re doing?  No, “Hi Jane!  Sure I have some time, I’m in the toilet at Joe’s bar and still have some business to finish up.  So what’s happening?” 

Good Grief, are you so important that you can’t wait to wipe and flush before answering the phone?  It’s bad enough you can hear my business, I don’t need your phone buddy to join us to.  How gross!!!

...And This Is Why We Drink™

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