Homer Simpson on Beer

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
– Homer Simpson

“Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.”
– Homer Simpson

“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”
– Homer

“Homer no function beer well without.”
– Homer Simpson

“Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.”
– Homer Simpson

“A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you’d step over your own mother to get one.”
– Homer

“Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart’s a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let’s go back to that … building … thingie … where our beds and TV … is.”
– Homer

“All right, Homey, you’re over stimulated. As soon as we get you home, we’ll get some beer into you, and then it’s straight to bed.”
– Marge

Sung to the tune of “It Was a Very Good Year”:

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.
– Homer

...And This Is Why We Drink™

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