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“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”― Will Rogers
Over the course of my many careers, I have had the honor of serving alongside those who have “been there and done that”, men and women who have stepped up, often in the face of brutal, horrifying […] […]

We’re Doomed…

The Courthouse where I work is having some re-modeling / reconstruction done to the main entry and foyer. Yesterday there was required ceiling repair required right by the main entry doors, which required sheetrockers to work on very tall ladders. I had to stand out by the entry to prevent people entering the building from […] […]

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1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences up with.
3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
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The Incredible Shrinking Product…

Well, I went to Sam’s Club today to get some stuff, and I noticed that the old 6oz cans of chunk light tuna have been replaced with 5oz cans at the same price, an effective price increase of 20%. Then I went to get a pint of Haagen-Daz ice cream, and saw that the […] […]

Scientists Discover Why Flies Like Beer…

Apparently it smells good, and gets them drunk…
Scientists at the University of California, Riverside posed a question that sounds like something you’d hear at a fraternity kegger:
Ever wonder why flies are attracted to beer?
The answer turns out to be simple. UCR said in a statement today, “flies sense glycerol, a sweet-tasting compound that yeasts make […] […]