My New Job

Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, ‘Good morning, welcome toWal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?’ The mom answered, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why […] […]

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1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences up with.
3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
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AGAIN with the fruit flies???

How booze takes the edge off for sexually thwarted fruit flies

Written By Jennifer Welsh
Published March 16, 2012


Chronically sex-deprived fruit flies will take refuge in booze, while just-mated flies are more likely to take a pass on the alcohol, new research suggests.
The alcoholic tendencies of the chronically rejected flies seem to be a result of decreased […] […]

Still More Drunken Fruit Flies…

Drunken flies get hypersexual
Chronic boozing sends male flies chasing after any and every potential mate.
Heidi Ledford

Fruit flies get amorous under the influence of constant booze.GETTY
From the annals of insect biology comes a cautionary tale for those recovering from their post-New Year’s celebration: heavy boozing has been shown to send male fruitflies, like their human counterparts, […] […]

Just Sayin’

…And This Is Why We Drink™ […]