…And This Is Why We Drink™

There are mockingbirds “dive-bombing” the people going into the North Las Vegas City Hall. They are just protecting their nests, but if you’re a woman watch out because they seem to be targeting them.
Here’s a great comment from an employee, “I used to site in my car and watch them attack someone, wait until they [...] [...]

I heard back from my Doctor and it wasn’t exactly good news.  The results came back as “unable to diagnose, not enough cells.”  So I have three options:  Go thru it again with her, let another Doctor put me thru pain or wait until next year since my Pap did come back that the cells were [...] [...]

Working on Saddie’s taxes and notice that she’s written down two numbers for her hearing aids, $7,500 and $2,500, so I give a call.  Knowing that she’s hard of hearing, I speak loud, clear and slow and ask, “Saddie, you’ve written down two numbers for your hearing aids, which one should I use?”  her reply, “The [...] [...]

A Blonde goes to BED, BATH & BEYOND to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains”. The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally [...] [...]