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		<title>Just Sayin&#8217;</title>
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		<title>Scientists Discover Why Flies Like Beer&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently it smells good, and gets them drunk&#8230; Scientists at the University of California, Riverside posed a question that sounds like something you&#8217;d hear at a fraternity kegger: Ever wonder why flies are attracted to beer? The answer turns out to be simple. UCR said in a statement today, &#8220;flies sense glycerol, a sweet-tasting compound that yeasts make [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Duck a Mockingbrid!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are mockingbirds &#8220;dive-bombing&#8221; the people going into the North Las Vegas City Hall. They are just protecting their nests, but if you&#8217;re a woman watch out because they seem to be targeting them. Here&#8217;s a great comment from an employee, &#8220;I used to site in my car and watch them attack someone, wait until they [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Beer Ad Upsets Brazilian Official</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Video: Watch this video on the post page) Apparently Paris Hilton is doing for beer what she did for hamburgers. ...And This Is Why We Drink&#8482; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update on The Bottle Brush with Spikes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I heard back from my Doctor and it wasn&#8217;t exactly good news. The results came back as &#8220;unable to diagnose, not enough cells.&#8221; So I have three options: Go thru it again with her, let another Doctor put me thru pain or wait until next year since my Pap did come back that the cells were [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hear Ye Hear Ye</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wine Wench</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working on Saddie&#8217;s taxes and notice that she&#8217;s written down two numbers for her hearing aids, $7,500 and $2,500, so I give a call. Knowing that she&#8217;s hard of hearing, I speak loud, clear and slow and ask, &#8220;Saddie, you&#8217;ve written down two numbers for your hearing aids, which one should I use?&#8221; her reply, &#8220;The [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curtains</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Blonde goes to BED, BATH &#38; BEYOND to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains”. The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to the Lucas Carlton in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a decanter of wine and pours a small amount into the glass for the man to sample. The customer picks up the glass, tests the nose, puts down the wine with a thud and announces [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New 401</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If You Purchased $1,000 worth of Nortel Stock one year ago it would now be worth $49. With AIG, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. And with Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock you&#8217;d have $51 left. With United Airlines you would [...] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Drinks</title>
		<link>http://www.andthisiswhywedrink.com/wordpress/2008/09/26/free-drinks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three construction workers got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The first worker said &#8220;Let&#8217;s all go to O&#8217;Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness.&#8221; The second worker said &#8220;That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini&#8217;s with every third round [...] [...]]]></description>
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