Working on Saddie’s taxes and notice that she’s written down two numbers for her hearing aids, $7,500 and $2,500, so I give a call. Knowing that she’s hard of hearing, I speak loud, clear and slow and ask, “Saddie, you’ve written down two numbers for your hearing aids, which one should I use?” her reply, “The [...] [...]
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A Blonde goes to BED, BATH & BEYOND to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains”. The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally [...] [...] A man goes to the Lucas Carlton in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a decanter of wine and pours a small amount into the glass for the man to sample. The customer picks up the glass, tests the nose, puts down the wine with a thud and announces [...] [...] If You Purchased $1,000 worth of Nortel Stock one year ago it would now be worth $49. With AIG, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. And with Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock you’d have $51 left. With United Airlines you would [...] [...] Three construction workers got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The first worker said “Let’s all go to O’Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness.” The second worker said “That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini’s with every third round [...] [...] |
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