If You Purchased $1,000 worth of Nortel Stock one year ago it would now be worth $49. With AIG, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. And with Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock you’d have $51 left. With United Airlines you would [...] [...]
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Three construction workers got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The first worker said “Let’s all go to O’Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness.” The second worker said “That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini’s with every third round [...] [...] Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought, she would [...] [...] Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and [...] [...] I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?’ “No, I had [...] [...] |
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