Homer Simpson on Beer

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
– Homer Simpson
“Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.”
– Homer Simpson
“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”
– Homer
“Homer no function beer well without.”
– Homer Simpson
“Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so just get me through […] […]


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  — Stephen Wright
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.– Dave Barry
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