A Swiss Army knife of excretory openings In a first for paleontologists, the perfectly preserved anus of a dinosaur has been found in China. Psittacosaurus, a Cretaceous-period relative of the Triceratops, was about the size of a dog, and researcher Jakob Vinther of the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom described the discovery as […]

Take a CLOSER Look… A woman in Cajeme, Mexico, identified only as Leonora R., faces charges of domestic violence after repeatedly stabbing her husband when she found photos of him having sex with a younger, thinner woman on his phone, according to police. Local media reported the husband was eventually able to disarm his wife […]

Dad’s in the flowerbed… From News of The Weird Recompose, a company in Kent, Washington, now offers an environmentally friendly alternative to traditional burial — human composting. The Seattle Times reported that on Dec. 20, the first bodies were “laid in” — placed in steel cylinders full of soil, where decedents rest for 30 days, […]

Vagina Scented Candle Explodes… LEAD STORY from News Of The Weird — Too Hot to Handle The Sun reported on Jan. 18 that a woman in the United Kingdom suffered an “inferno” in her living room after a candle exploded as she was lighting it. Jody Thompson, 50, won the candle, labeled “This Candle Smells […]

Ya Think??? From Thoughtnova Jessica Yaniv is a Canadian trans woman who in 2019 filed human rights complaints against several salon workers. Their offense? They refused to wax her lady spheres. Yaniv concluded that they were all discriminating against her and accused them of transphobic discrimination. Well, good news for those accused and those in […]

Bend Over, Here It Comes China Begins Using Anal Swabs To Test For COVID-19 In Beijing The Daily Mail calls the procedure the “derriere detecting method.” From The Daily Wire: By  Joseph Curl • Jan 27, 2021 • Blake Callahan/Getty Images Hoo boy, China’s going there. Beijing has begun using anal swabs to test its residents […]

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished… From Reason Magazine When There Wasn’t Enough Hand Sanitizer, Distilleries Stepped Up. Now They’re Facing $14,060 FDA Fees. Distilleries just learned that to cap off a brutal year, the FDA is charging them a fee normally reserved for drug manufacturing facilities. Update: Well, it looks like that government stupidity was corrected quickly…

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A Perfumed Prince(ss) I was in a meeting a few days ago, when the question came up “What would you do if you were in a position managing others?”. One of my co-workers piped up “I would lead by example. I’d be right there with them, showing how it’s done.” I bit the inside of […]