Always Have Beer In Case Of Emergencies Mates Jackson Perry and Noah Palmer of Mandurah, Western Australia, planned a leisurely float offshore, drinking beer on a blowup air mattress on Feb. 27, but they wound up stranded in the Indian Ocean for nearly three hours after the wind blew them out to sea. “We couldn’t […]

Tesla Separation Anxiety From  A Tesla Model 3 With Separation Anxiety Left Driver Trapped On A Supercharger For Hours Car trouble sucks. Being stranded because an old beater breaks down is bad. Being stranded in a new car is worse, but being stranded in a new Tesla would top either. This poor driver in Florida, whose Tesla Model 3 was stuck to a […]

First World Problem Bradford Gauthier of Worcester, Massachusetts, had a bit of trouble swallowing when he woke up on Feb. 2, but he went about his day after drinking some water. Later, “I tried to drink a glass of water again and couldn’t,” he said, and that’s when he realized one of the AirPods he […]

Vagina Scented Candle Explodes… LEAD STORY from News Of The Weird — Too Hot to Handle The Sun reported on Jan. 18 that a woman in the United Kingdom suffered an “inferno” in her living room after a candle exploded as she was lighting it. Jody Thompson, 50, won the candle, labeled “This Candle Smells […]

Ya Think??? From Thoughtnova Jessica Yaniv is a Canadian trans woman who in 2019 filed human rights complaints against several salon workers. Their offense? They refused to wax her lady spheres. Yaniv concluded that they were all discriminating against her and accused them of transphobic discrimination. Well, good news for those accused and those in […]

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