Always Have Beer In Case Of Emergencies Mates Jackson Perry and Noah Palmer of Mandurah, Western Australia, planned a leisurely float offshore, drinking beer on a blowup air mattress on Feb. 27, but they wound up stranded in the Indian Ocean for nearly three hours after the wind blew them out to sea. “We couldn’t […]

Tesla Separation Anxiety From  A Tesla Model 3 With Separation Anxiety Left Driver Trapped On A Supercharger For Hours Car trouble sucks. Being stranded because an old beater breaks down is bad. Being stranded in a new car is worse, but being stranded in a new Tesla would top either. This poor driver in Florida, whose Tesla Model 3 was stuck to a […]

I’m Suing Mommie and Daddy!!! From TimesNowNews  Faiz Siddiqui, a 41-year-old jobless Oxford graduate, has sued his parents to make them give him lifelong financial support.  Faiz Siddiqui | Image: PA  A 41-year-old jobless man has sued his parents to force them to pay him maintenance for life. Faiz Siddiqui, a trained lawyer with a degree […]

Nice try, Dummy From The Sacremento Bee This carpool passenger was a real dummy. An amazingly lifelike fake passenger used to evade carpool restrictions in Baldwin Hills near Los Angeles impressed even California Highway Patrol officers. “By far, one of the best dummies we have ever seen,” CHP officers wrote on Facebook. “To clarify, we are referring to this fake passenger.” Officers […]

Try it with Sriracha… From ThoughtNova Men Are Dipping Their Balls Into Soy Sauce After Learning Testicles Have Taste Receptors Bizarre TikTok trend has guys dipping their balls in soy sauce to see if they can ‘taste it.’ This odd trend is based on a misinterpretation of a 2013 study in the scientific journal PNAS. […]

IRS: “Keep It” From The Mercury News Santa Clara attorney Todd Rothbard got a sober letter from the IRS a few weeks ago. Sorry, it read, you miscalculated your taxes. We owe you $284,603. Rothbard shook his head and laughed. “No, no, no,” he thought. He made a quick call to his accountant and they […]

First World Problem Bradford Gauthier of Worcester, Massachusetts, had a bit of trouble swallowing when he woke up on Feb. 2, but he went about his day after drinking some water. Later, “I tried to drink a glass of water again and couldn’t,” he said, and that’s when he realized one of the AirPods he […]

Lifestyles of the Rich and Stupid From Rolling Stone Rapper Lil Uzi Vert, whose real name is Symere Woods, revealed on Instagram in early February that he has had a $24 million 10-carat pink diamond implanted in his forehead, reported Rolling Stone. According to Simon Babaev, spokesman for the New York-based jeweler Eliantte & Co. […]

Gorilla Glue Girl From The Daily Wire and TMZ A woman who went viral for videos concerning her ill-advised decision to use Gorilla Glue Spray Adhesive as hair spray is reportedly considering a lawsuit against the Ohio-based company. Tessica Brown, a Louisiana TikToker dubbed “Gorilla Glue Girl,” has also raised about $13,500 in her GoFundMe after […]

YUM?!?!? Police in Rome, New York, responding to an animal cruelty complaint on Jan. 13, arrived at a home to find a man cooking a canine on an outdoor grill, police said. The unnamed man cooperated with police, saying the animal was a coyote — which would be legal in New York, as hunting and […]